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- waiter: sorry we don't have pepsi, only coke
- taylor swift: *writes an album*
It’s a penguin. With a penguin backpack.
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if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives
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That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active.
… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:
”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.
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beforeheroes replied to your post: r u in lub wif shauna
should’ve use the zefron gif. wait.always relevant
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pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
she plotting something
“i am beginning to be a horse” oh
I have to defend my hood from getting attacked by minions again.
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- author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
- english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
